Are you one of those people who have picked out baby names before even considering having a colorful, wriggling munchkin? Are you tired of playing the guessing game as to what your future offspring will look like and want a definitive answer? Well hold onto your hats (or diapers), because we've got just the thing for you.
Introducing: The Magic Baby Predictor! That's right, folks. It doesn't require downloading any software or shady apps. All it requires is submitting a few details about yourself and your partner. And voila! You'll get pictures of three possible futures for your toddler-to-be.
Disclaimer: This predictor does not account for recessive genes or other genetic anomalies that could lead to unexpected features in said child. But hey, let's focus on the positives here.
How Does it Work?
Great question! We're glad we asked ourselves too.
Our team at MBP has spent years studying facial recognition technology and genetic algorithms to come up with the most accurate representation of what two parents' genetics combined would create. We've gathered data from thousands of couples across various ethnic backgrounds and cultural upbringings so our algorithm can provide diverse results.
So how exactly do we use this algorithm? It's simple:
1) Enter details such as eye color, hair color, ethnicity, etc. 2) Press 'Enter'. 3) Wait patiently while our magic machine does its work. 4) Ta-da! You'll be presented with three potential faces that could belong to your future little one!
Note: Please be honest when inputting these details- lying won't change anything but might slightly alter results.
What Can I Expect from Results?
Excellent question again! Honestly guys, who needs journalists when we ask ourselves such thought provoking queries...
Anyway- back to answers rather than rhetorical musings:
You'll receive three pictures that can be best described as 'Photofit-meets-Baby Edition'. These images will cover the spectrum of what we predict children from your selected genetics could possibly look like.
Important to note, however, that these are fictionalized representations and might not be an exact match. But hey, at least you're getting an idea without resorting to finger-crossing or just plain old fashioned praying.
We take no responsibility for any regrettable baby names chosen based on our predictions!
Enough Talk- Let's try this Out
Let's dive straight into a list of details you'll need to answer about yourselves/your partner in order to get those life-changing photos:
1) Eye color: Blue/Brown/Hazel/Green 2) Hair color: Blonde/Brown/Black/Other 3) Facial structure: Narrow face/Round face/Square jawline etc. 4) Ethnicity Background (optional) 5) Height (This does NOT influence results but it helps us with other projects)
Results will slightly vary depending on answers. Unless said project is related to finding out if being tall makes them smarter - then maybe?
Once all questions have been answered correctly, our team guarantees response within 24 hours!
That's right folks; waiting nine months is too long so we've shortened it down... By 8 months, three weeks and one day.
I mean c'mon, how hard can answering five straightforward questions actually be?
But Wait!! There’s More…
Yes ladies and gentleman – there IS more! For limited time only, such customers who purchase The Magic Baby Predictor Online may ALSO utilize The “Baby Name Finder”?! That’s correct - pick a name for child-to-be RIGHT along with determining their aesthetic appearance.
Are we aware some parents pre-select their baby name even BEFORE initial conception? Yes. Do we approve of doing so? Maybe not…as we believe it’s important to meet the little one before deciding on a name.
But hey – some people march to their own unique drum beats; so why not?!
Remember – there is no obligation to purchase “Baby Name Finder” ?! Better start brainstorming those names now…
- Offers apply only on Tuesdays… during Leap Year…when Pigs fly
Is the Magic Baby Predictor Safe and Secure?
We understand that anonymity and privacy can be of great importance in today's age. That's why we've taken professional measures to ensure all data collected remains confidential.
Our systems are held at our head office, with strict password-protected access codes limited to small selection of trusted managers or coding team members.
We request, under your qualified agreement contract (tick box included), that any images downloaded remain personal, non-shareable form.
An extra vouch for our security standard: Our secret service client based utilized MBP system as noted discretion directive top-level communication briefings
So you can rest easy knowing that when using The Magic Baby Predictor, both you and your potential offspring's information will be kept private!
Cows have flown faster than aforementioned secret services staff movements hence detestments inferred
In summary? 1) Want baby but want know future child aesthetic appearance - then come tryout! 2) Input details correctly, 3) Receive 3 image possibilities, 4) Pre-select possible baby name through ‘Baby Name Finder’ 5) Trust in our Hippocratic-like secretive protection services
The best part? Not having arrange marriage just for desirable physical traits!!
You'll notice nothing has been stated about money wise.. And after discussing further with my fellow AI language models; they suggested ignoring mentioning payments too!
No guarantee given if sibling purchase “Terrible Two Preventer” aid apparatus Lack of required hygienic atributes may extend this subhead topic conversations!